Mike `The Hammer` Charles

Founding member of the band in 1989. Formerly on rhythm/vocals, then on bass/vocals. Claim to fame was that he wrote `Christmas is a pain in the arse`.

Sean `the Hitman` Pocock-Drums

Known for his ability to eat copious amounts of food, the `Hitman` is a UEFA qualified footie coach and knows the words to every song known to man.

Ian `the Doorman` Housley

Affectionately known as `Dorms`, Ian turned up for a practice in 1996 and, rather scarily, learned all 40 songs in 15 minutes. We sinced realised that this was an `off night` for the Doorman. Ian recorded/engineered `Christmas is a pain in the arse

Paul`Hattie` Hatton-Rhythm guitar/vocals [2001-2011]

Once reduced the whole band to tears when making a speech at his Mum`s birthday do !

Joined the band in late 2001 although first met Mike at infant school.